My Dad's Better Than Your Dad

Personally, I think my dad is one of the coolest, most entertaining fun people to be around... that is, when he's in a good mood anyways! And not stuck in traffic. Sometimes the things that come out of his mouth just blow me away they're so ridiculous. The stories he's shared, the things he has done, and just all the memories I have of my dad are hilarious. I know we all think we have the greatest coolest dad, but I can guarantee you that my dad is better than your dad! Okay, that's open to debate, but I'd be willing to debate you! There's some things that are just too good to keep to yourself, so I'd like to share those with you. Here goes...