
Today the strangest interaction I have ever had with another person took place. I am so weirded out, amused, kind of flattered and very creeped out by the whole thing. But the whole situation was just so dang strange that I figured I should share it with all my friends, because you might find it amusing too. Today I was up in Ahwatukee waiting for a movie to start. So I decided to go into Barnes & Noble to waste some time. I was wandering around when I noticed a guy really close behind me. So I kind of stopped and acted interested in some books so he could go by me since it seemed I wasn't walking fast enough for him. He passed and said excuse me and that should've been it. But about 30 seconds later he comes back up tome and says "sorry to bother you, but my wife really likes your high heels and was too embarrassed to ask, so she sent me over to find out where you got them at." I of course was flattered because I have quite the love for shoes as most of you all know :) so I'm always more than happy to share my shoe finds with people. So I told him where I got them and that I found them last summer so they were no longer at the store because I had just been there recently and they no longer carried them. So he then asked me the brand of them and I wasn't sure so he asked me to lift my shoe up to look at the bottom of it. It didn't have the brand on the bottom of it so he then asked if I could please take it off so we could see if it said it on the part where my foot sits. I was a bit uncomfortable with taking my shoe off right there in the store and quite frankly my feet were looking a little rough at the time, but I figured sure, why not. This is when it gets weird. He got down on his knees and slid my shoe off of my foot. That's not the weird part yet. He then stands up and holding it close to his face, smells it! He takes a big whiff of it, and then another. He says "that's nice, mmmmm" He then smells it again, and then again and says "mmm, that's real leather, you have nice smelling toes". I then realized the type of weirdo I was talking to so instead of turning into a crazy bitch like I'm definitely capable of being, I decided to take the calm route and act as if that hadn't happened. I told him thank you and took my shoe back from him. Told him the brand name in case he didn't notice it while he was sniffing my shoe. He asked me how much I paid for them and then went on to tell me how he hates the high heels that have ankle straps. He said "they don't do a ladies' foot justice". So I told him good luck on finding his "wife" a pair of them and bye. That's it, but you have to agree with me that was a really weird situation and I'm glad there were lots of other people in the store. I'm going to classify this as my first experience with a guy that has a major foot fetish, creepy! So I thought I would share, hopefully you'll laugh about it or something, but that was my excitement today.
oh my! i would have run away-lol
ReplyDeletethat is soooo FUNNY!! I don't know what I would have done. hahaha
ReplyDeletecreepy but very funny. The first thing that popped into my head was a Quagmire look-a-like inhaling some serious shoe.
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